stuff LAMPers like #1: Mrs. Harmon

so if you've ever had the joy of reading blogs like "stuff white people like" and "stuff christians like," you'll know that there is a great amount of pleasure to be gained in reading something and getting that big huge grin on your face because YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THE WRITER IS TALKING ABOUT. yeah i know, right? if you haven't had your moment, google either blog and then you'll get it.

so i haven't updated in a while. i'm a binge blogger. sue me. you know, guys, i really am a younger, more 21st century, and slightly less promiscuous (okay, a little more than slightly) version of carrie bradshaw. i WOULD say i was going to work on my blogging more regularly, but i'm probably not going to, and i like to be a woman of my word. it's best not to try to force the creative juices-- i just take advantage of them when they start flowin'.

now, on to the real purpose of this post: mrs. harmon. that's right. you knew it was coming.

if you've ever walked into her room-- which most of you have-- you KNOW why mrs. harmon had to be the first post. mrs. harmon is the reason everyone doesn't just walk right out the door of the school the moment they walk in. first of all, her room NEVER smells bad. and let's just stop right here and say that that is a HUGE feat of humanity for a lamp classroom. we're public school, people. and we DIDN'T get our new windows, so what can you expect? but against all odds, mrs. harmon makes her room smell like a slice of heaven with a cherry on top. oh, and on top of that, WHERE DOES THE WOMAN DRAW HER ENTHUSIASM? every morning, she never fails to tell me good morning when i walk in and goodbye when i leave. i may leave that room hating calculus every day, but i always leave loving mrs. harmon!

and i feel like there should be an entire POST dedicated to this, but you all (at least the girls) know exactly what we all love most about mrs. harmon.......HER CLOTHES!! not only do her hair and makeup look absolutely flawless every single morning, but she even manages to put together a stylish, figure-flattering outfit every single day. again, a feat of humanity. when you're a teacher, especially an MPS teacher, especially especially one that has to be at her school at 7 in the morning, it's all anyone can really ask that you simply show up. but mrs. harmon does more than show up. she shows out.

last but not least, i must add this, because someone actually still believes in the good of humankind after all! MRS HARMON STILL GOES BY THE HONOR CODE! no more needs to be said here. let us take a moment of silence for mrs. harmon's brave actions......... okay, done.

always dressed to impress, you can find mrs. harmon every morning in room 13-- my homeroom, of course-- smiling, enthusiastic, and ready to learn! (no, really)